Meet the Dicktater, the only dictator we’d ever back! This 5-inch silicone sensation is molded from a real potato, crafted with the same high-quality standards you’d expect from Uberrime toys. Featuring a flared base, the Dicktater is ready for safe, spud-tacular fun. The Dicktater is a one-of-a-kind tuber, with a teasingly curved tip and a thick, hearty body. Boasting over 2.5 inches in diameter, this isn’t a toy for beginners—it’s made for seasoned spud lovers who crave a bold mash-up. Each Dicktater is poured in golden-brown silicone to match its potato roots, paired with a sparkly black base. While it won’t load you up with potassium, its textured surface captures the quirky charm of a potato’s watchful eyes. For a comfy potatoe masterpiece, every Dicktater is crafted in soft shore 0050 silicone, ensuring a comfy, satisfying ride. This starchy stud is truly irresistible!
